JEFF LIKES CHOCOLATE SAUSAGE

Today had the best laugh in ages as a fellow friend and colleague made the ultimate snafu…

Let me set the scenario…

It’s lunchtime and the queue for the canteen (can’t really say restaurant as there is little resemblance in food and/or service!).

Anyway it was sausage and mash today, choice of 3 sausages (Pork & Apple/Pork & Leek/Cumberland). You can have one of each of whatever you want, point to remember here is NEVER have the Cumberland's as they taste like Harpic cleaner!

Jeffers went for the non-cumberlands medley with mustard mash and peas, topped off by the very tasty onion gravy. No hang on, he’s picked up the wrong gravy boat… it’s chocolate sauce!

Brilliant, laughed my arse off! The miserable sod removed the evidence before I had a chance to take a shot, and for the record it didn’t go!

 

Jeff Loses The Plot

Friday is always pie day at Atlas House, chicken and mushroom this week. In an act of foolishness Jeffers decided to opt out and partake in a salad! His Welsh kindred turning in their graves!

So off he trotted to get said salad, whilst I continued with the pie quest. The pie God's were favourable this week giving me a middle bit! So here it is, and it was nice apart from being hotter than a McDonald's apple pie!

Then Jeffers rocks up with what I can only describe as the bit you scrape off the top of a kebab on a drunken night out.