Today had the best laugh in ages as a fellow friend and colleague made the ultimate snafu…
Let me set the scenario…
It’s lunchtime and the queue for the canteen (can’t really say restaurant as there is little resemblance in food and/or service!).
Anyway it was sausage and mash today, choice of 3 sausages (Pork & Apple/Pork & Leek/Cumberland). You can have one of each of whatever you want, point to remember here is NEVER have the Cumberland's as they taste like Harpic cleaner!
Jeffers went for the non-cumberlands medley with mustard mash and peas, topped off by the very tasty onion gravy. No hang on, he’s picked up the wrong gravy boat… it’s chocolate sauce!
Brilliant, laughed my arse off! The miserable sod removed the evidence before I had a chance to take a shot, and for the record it didn’t go!
2 comments:
I'll have you know I subscribe to the Heston Bluementholstall approach to cooking.
Like I tell the kids, try it you may like it.
Truth be told it was manck.
Well that's nice isn't it. Wasn't I embarrassed enough without you announcing it to the world.
I'm still going to click your Amazon link though.
Laptop on it's way.
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